Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Republicanism Caused By Brain Disorder, Mutation

From the People's Cube Republicanism Caused By Brain Disorder, Mutation ...

In a deformed Republican (capitalist) brain, areas that normally control life-sustaining processes (the Guilt Gland, the Envy Center, or the Everything for Free Lobe, etc.) are miniaturized - while other regions become bloated out of proportions (the Personal Responsibility Lobe, the Self-Interest Cluster, or the overdeveloped and inflexible Spinal Cord that is connected to the Absolute Morality Lobe).

Symptoms of a Republican brain mutation include delusional ideas that democracy is the best known form of government, that capitalism creates wealth, that American culture stems from Judeo-Christian tradition, that people all over the world desire liberty and prosperity, that Third World countries should be self-reliant, that moral
standards are absolute and objective, that the individual supersedes the collective, that parents should teach children values and have a wide choice of schools, and similar incoherent ramblings that mimic the speech of the insane. Everyone knows that the complete opposite is true.


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1 Comments:

At 4:39 PM, Blogger franky said...

Personal responsibility is great, self-interest is good, absolute morality is an illusion. Capitalism and democracy is fantastic.
American culture does stem from Judeo-Christian tradition (gotta love those Puritans) but at the same time our founding fathers didn't want to create a theocracy.

Funny, but not completely correct, I can live with that :)

 

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